NSA Launches “CryptoKids” Website and Coloring Book-Because “Spying is Really Cool”

America’s notorious spy agency, the NSA, has been reaching out to kids with a coloring book about a team of talking animals who love fun, games and … snooping.  Hey Kids!  Visit our website, so we can spy on you, too!


“America’s CryptoKids: Future Codemakers and Codebreakers” was discovered by Pando Daily correspondent Dan Raile at the latest RSA cryptography and information security conference in San Francisco.

The book features a fun-loving gang of talking animals…every one of which is a spy.

With characters like computer scientist turtle T. Top, cyber-security specialist cheetah Cyndi, signal intelligence analyst Decipher Dog and a half-dozen others, the book is “designed to help children learn about cryptology and NSA’s mission to defend the nation”, according to the NSA website.

hc0ibIt was published to back up the NSA website’s section entirely devoted to children, which contains extensive backstories for the CryptoKids, as well as even more games mixed with advice on how to stay safe on the Internet. There are also tips for kids who want to become NSA agents themselves in the future.

RT discussed the book with political cartoonist Ted Rall, who believes its aim is to bring children on the government’s side and potentially recruit them into intelligence services of the military.

He said it is“meant to make kids feel better about not having their privacy. However, it is even more about potential recruiting into the NSA as well as just making the NSA feel like a friendlier, less sinister, less ominous organization.”

NSA recycling tweet 2-970-80

Washington, Apr.20- National Security Agency introduced a new disturbing recycling mascot named ‘Dunk’ for kids to promote Earth Day . The NSA is currently hosting a STEM Recycling Challenge in Maryland schools in an attempt encourage students to consider what happens to the junk they discard daily, the Verge reported. The video that shows Dunk speaking claims the agency has been known for recycling, and it has been going green for over 25 years, implementing countless initiatives to be environmentally friendly.

Just a week ago, the NSA unveiled another controversial cartoon character. Earth Day mascot ‘Dunk’, who looks like a man-sized muscular recycle bin with a huge face covering most of its blue surface.

While aimed at teaching children the value of recycling waste, Dunk provoked a perplexed reaction on social media.

These are not the first efforts made to appeal to children by the US security services. In 1997, a memorandum of the former US president Bill Clinton encouraged all federal agencies to create sections for children on their websites.

While the NSA made the best effort, the FBI and CIA are also among the security services that created their own websites to educate children about their missions. Even the Pentagon released the video game ‘America’s Army’ to encourage people to enlist in 2002.

Britain’s GCHQ also wants to appeal to kids, especially those that could become potential spies in the future. It has developed a colorful app to get teens interested in cryptogrophy. Cryptoy demonstrates “a fun way to break codes someone else thought were secure”.

“The hand that rocks the cradle controls the future. Certainly, every society, every government wants to have the children on its side and it wants potentially to recruit some of them into the intelligence services,” says cartoonist Ted Rall, who doubts the efficiency of the NSA cartoons.

Tell Rall, Cartoonist Photo Credit: Wikipedia

“These things will be viewed instantaneously as something to be passed around as laughable and funny and cheesy and bizarre,” Rall said.

Source: RT and Lisa Muhar

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And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death – Matthew 10:21 (KJV).

For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law – Matthew 10:35 (KJV).

For the son dishonoureth the father, the daughter riseth up against her mother, the daughter in law against her mother in law; a man’s enemies are the men of his own house – Micah 7:6 (KJV).

Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to death- Mark 13:12 (KJV).

The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law -.Luke 12:53 (KJV).

And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not- 2 Peter 2:2-3 (KJV).

While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage – 2 Peter 2:19 (KJV).

”..keep that which is avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith…” (1 Timothy 6:20-21 KJV). 


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